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There's No Such Thing as a Stupid Yahoo Question, Just Stupid Yahoo People
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1805457

How to Ace a Job Interview
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1805455

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This survey gets all in your business, are you ready?
yes

Will you marry your high school sweetheart?
no

Do you have feelings for anyone?
yes

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
no

Would you date/hook up with your brother/sister's best friend?
he don't have a best friend

Have you ever kissed just a friend?
yes

Do you know anyone who’s done ecstasy?
i believe so

Do you ever wonder what your ex or most recent “thing” is up to?
lol what else can he be doing besides dance

If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
hawaii would be nice. what up aron!

Who was the last person(s) you hung out with?
carissa

Have you ever been used?
yes

Recently kissed anyone with the name starting with a C?
not recently

When someone says "we need to talk," what runs through your mind?
oh no

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
yes

Have you ever been in a car accident?
yes

What did you do last night?
slept

Would you rather give up the computer or the TV?
tv

Do you learn from your mistakes or find yourself constantly repeating them?
mistakes

Have you ever met someone who just had you at hello?
no

Do you think life is easier when you're young or older?
young as in when i was a kid

What is one thing you will not tolerate in a relationship?
clingyness

Are you secretly fighting a battle with something / someone?
no

Are you the type of person who always needs to be in a relationship?
no

Do you think someone is falling in love with you?
i hope not

Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
yes

Did your mom or dad ever put soap in your mouth?
no

Name someone from your past that you wish was still there.
no one

Can you do a handstand?
no

Will you be over 21 in 2012?
yes

Last person you talked to on the phone: who are they, and why did they call?
i believe it was kevie. to tell him if he can wait for me at the bus stop

How far away is the last person you kissed?
he's at 8av right now

What were you doing at midnight last night?
sleep

Are you missing anyone?
no

What do you currently hear?
youtube

Have you heard the song "3" by Britney Spears?
yes

Have you kissed more than 4 people this year?
i don't think so

Do you remember the first time you met the last person you kissed?
yes

Have you ever been disappointed in yourself?
yes

Are you someone who hates to read?
only boring books

Will you cry tonight?
no

Have you ever been suspended from school?
yes

Have you ever cried to get out of trouble?
yes lol

Did you answer all of these questions honestly?
yes

The last person who calls you calls again, whats it about?
probably about work

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
sure

If you could change your eye color what would you change it to?
green

Do you like to hold hands?
it's eh

Plans for tomorrow?
gym and queens

Are you one of those people who are always cold?
yes

When was the last time you worked at your job?
thursday

What did you last eat?
dinner

Are you a jealous person?
no

Do you think age matters in relationships?
yes

When was the last time you got a haircut?
i don't remember

Is there someone you used to talk to every single day that you don't talk to now?
no

Do you like to sleep?
sure. but i rather party and or go out

Ever feel like you're not good enough?
sure

What month were you born in?
january

In the past week have you cried?
no

Do you like your hair?
yes

Will you be up before 7 am tomorrow?
no

When's the last time you straightened your hair?
don't remember

Did you sleep alone last night?
yes

Are your ears pierced?
yes

When you say you're sorry do you mean it?
onlny if it takes me a while to say

What were you doing at 1:30 am?
sleeping

How many houses have you lived in?
one

Do you like coffee?
yessir

Have you ever been called babe, baby or honey?
yes

Who was the last person you hugged?
kevie

Does anyone disgust you?
sure

Do you know people with your last name that you aren't related to?
yes

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
yes

Has anyone ever told you, you have pretty eyes?
yes

How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
almost never

Whose hand did you hold last?
kevie

When was the last time you laughed REALLY hard?
i don't remember

Do you consider yourself a bitch?
yes

Do you have trust issues?
yes

Do you have anything that doesn't belong to you?
yes

Have you ever been awake for 2 days straight?
no

Is this summer gonna be a good one?
i hope so

What made you sad today?
nothing

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
idk

Do you trust all of your friends?
no

Have you held hands with anybody in the past week?
yes

Are you afraid of falling in love?
yes

Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
family

What person of the same sex do you tell the most to?
carissa

What person of the opposite sex do you tell the most to?
danny

What's something you really want to do right now?
sleep

Could you ever be friends with someone that broke your heart?
no

Where was the last place you slept besides your bed?
bus

Does the last person you shared a bed with mean/meant anything to you?
sure

How do you treat someone when you are angry with them?
i just ignore them

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
tuesday

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
shut my laptop

When was the last time you were really confused?
last week

Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
yes

Would you like to put a certain night on repeat and live it forever?
yes

What are you wearing?
shorts tee and slippers

Have you ever felt replaced?
yes

Have you ever gone out with a football player?
no

Do you think you've ruined your chances with someone?
nope

Are you trying to avoid liking/loving somebody at the moment?
avoiding love

Is it cute when boys/girls tickle you?
sometimes

Did you kiss someone before you were sixteen?
yes

What's your last sent text say?
i don't wanna check

Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
no

Do you get drunk every weekend?
no

Have you ever slept in contacts?
no

Have you seen the movie Thirteen?
yes

Are you in a good mood?
no

Are you excited about anything?
clubbing

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
no

Has anyone told you a secret lately that you aren't allowed to tell anyone?
no

Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during summer?
no

Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms?
yes

What's on your mind right now?
nothing i just wanna finish this and sleep

Does anybody have feelings for you?
yes

Does the last person you kissed mean anything to you?
sure

Anything you're giving up on?
family

Do you care what people think about you?
nope

Is there anyone getting on your nerves at the moment?
family

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
dannyg! he like my best friend[;

Do you have a best friend(s) to lean on?
nope

Could you go outside looking like you do now?
lemmie put my bra on first

Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
nope

How old is your best friend(s)?
19

What did you last cry over?
i don't cry

Where did you go last night?
no where

Has someone put their arm around you in the past 5 days?
yes

How many windows are open on your computer?
two

Think of the last person you told "I love you" to, did you mean it?
no

Where were you at 9am this morning?
leaving the island

When was the last time you flew in an airplane?
last year to the mother land

Bought anything today?
yes

If the last person you kissed saw you kissing someone else right now how do you think he/she would act?
well i guess i'm on his to shit on list too lol

You've won free gas for 5 years, now what?
give it to my daddy

Is it easy for someone to make you smile/laugh?
yes

What's been different this year?
i don't know

When will your next kiss be?
tomorrow

Are you anything like you were a year ago?
this year i just don't give a fuck no more

Have you ever cheated on a test in school?
yes

Have you ever stolen someones boyfriend or girlfriend?
no

Do you curse often?
yes

Who was the last person to put their arms around you?
kevie

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
yes

Do you tend to fall for players?
no i just fall for the wrong

Are you missing someone?
no

Do you plan on moving out within the next year or two?
hopefully

Are you mean?
yes

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
yes

Do you think before you speak?
no

Do you make the wrong choices often?
i try not too

How did you meet the person you fell hardest for?
in school

If someone paid you $100 would you dance in the middle of times square?
yes

What does tomorrow mean to you?
korean bbq

What was the first thing you thought this morning?
final

Have you ever dumped someone because they liked you too much?
yes

Are there any bruises on your body that are the result of your own stupidity?
probably

Who do you make fun of the most?
kevie lol

How did you get your last bruise?
idk

Are you happy?
sure

Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
no thanks

Do you hate the last guy/girl you dated?
can't stand that nigga

Does anyone love you?
nope

Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
no

Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
uhh everybody

What's irritating you right now?
family

Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?
yes

Are your eyes the same color as your mom's or dad's?
i would think so

Do you hate anyone?
females and clingy guys. oh and the ex

Ever kissed under water?
nope what's that like

funny things from collegehumor email 2

The 8 People You See Outside Every College Party
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1804901

What Finals Look Like Depending On the Grade You're Getting
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1805177

Man Rules/Rules for Men

# Never walk in front of the TV screen.
# If you want to utilise the remote, it must be upside down when pointed towards the TV.
# The only song men have on their MP3 player is ‘Eye of the Tiger’
# The girl who answers the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of.
# Never call another man just to ‘talk’.
# Never wax your chest, unless you’re The Rock.
# There is no such thing as soccer. It’s called football you dumb fuck.
# Real men eat meat. It is scientifically proven that everyone who is a vegetarian has a vagina.
# Never expect a man to remember your birthday, or in fact, any occasion. Presents are strictly optional, and never an obligation. Whinging about this will result in a violent teabagging.
# Men are better than women.
# If the host of a gathering has his own seat, then this seat can never be utilised by anyone other than the host. Unless they are given explicit instruction to do otherwise.
# If your mobile phone rings, and you are in the middle of an activity with your buddies, you must obtain the approval of every man present before picking up your mobile.
# A real man does not pause a game to reply to, or send, a text.
# Bro’s before ho’s. Unless she’s really fine, like Megan Fox. In which case fuck your bro’s.
# No man shall take the last slice or portion of a food item, without first obtaining the approval of every other man present. If two men come into conflict, they must resolve this with a fight.
# A real man doesn’t need instruction manuals.
# Lesbians are fucking manly. These bitches are so hardcore that they like bitches.
# Beer.
# Never go out with a brothers sister, unless you intend to marry her. And raise two beautiful children. And live in the countryside. And never make her cry. Staring is fine though.
# A brother in need, is a brother indeed.
# Never take a man’s food.
# Always finish your plate. A man who does not finish his plate must have his balls confiscated. With a sledgehammer.
# During a threesome with a brother, never make eye contact.
# Never criticise a man’s porn collection. Unless it’s really fucked up, like fat chicks.
# A bitch that gets drunk off alcopops is just waiting to be dicked. Do it.
# Boobs.
# The old Xbox controller is fucking manly.
# If you don’t know the difference between their and there, you have a vagina.
# Jaw lines are fucking manly.
# Real men must never watch womens football, unless the players are topless… and fucking each other.
# Real men don’t have fruit on their pizza.
# Never complain about a fellow mans fart or burp. Instead, rate it out of ten.
# When walking into a Mens Toilet, ensure that there is a one urinal gap on both sides of you. If this is not possible, wait.
# There is no known instance where it is acceptable for a man to be situated on other mans lap.
# Do not look over at another man’s urinal while he is urinating.
# Don’t question the rules.
# When mentioning the words Brokeback and Mountain, you best be referring to a pile of dead douchefags in your garden.

what to do

sometimes i feel like you're a repeat of him. you get jealous and you can be very unreasonable. sometimes i want to call it off and quit.

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5O LITTLE SECRETS .
Be honest no matter what, then tag at least 2O friends.

[ONE] Who was your last text from?
-kevie

[TWO] Where was your default pic taken?
- living room

[THREE] Your relationship status?
- single

[FOUR] Have you ever lost a close friend?
- yes

[FIVE] What is your current mood?
- tired

[SIX] Whats your brother(s)/sister(s) names?
- johnny

[SEVEN] Do you have a job?
- yes

[EIGHT]Where do you wish you were right now?
- anywhere but here

[NINE] Have a crazy side?
- that's my only side. besides my dark side

[TEN] Ever had a near death experience?
- yes

[ELEVEN] Something you do a lot?
- laugh

[TWELVE] Angry at anyone?
- no

[THIRTEEN] What's stopping you from going for the person you love?
- the fact that i'm not in love

[FOURTEEN] When was the last time you cried?
- never

[FIFTEEN] Is there anyone you would do anything for?
- no

[SIXTEEN] What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
- nothing

[SEVENTEEN] Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
- my crew leader

[EIGHTEEN] What is your favorite song?
- atm. big bang make love

[NINETEEN] What are you doing right now?
- youtube and this

[TWENTY] Who do you trust right now?
- nobody

[TWENTY-ONE] Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
- modells?

[TWENTY-TWO] Have you kissed someone in the past week?
- yes

[TWENTY-THREE] Who is your friend that lives closest to you?
- jennycai

[TWENTY-FOUR] Describe your life in one word
- vicious

[TWENTY-FIVE] Who are you thinking of right now?
- nobody

[TWENTY-SIX] What should you be doing right now?
- sleeping

[TWENTY-SEVEN] What are you listening to?
- girl on youtube

[TWENTY-EIGHT] Who was the last person who gave you a hug?
- kevie?

[TWENTY-NINE] Who was the last person who yelled at you?
- i don't remember

[THIRTY] Do you act differently around the person you like?
- perhaps

[THIRTY-ONE] What is your natural hair color?
- black

[THIRTY-TWO] Who was the last person to make you laugh really hard?
- i don't remember

[THIRTY-THREE] Who was the last person to make you sad or pissed?
- kevie

[THIRTY-FOUR] What do you hear?
- youtube

[THIRTY-FIVE] Is your hair curly or straight?
- it used to be straight and now it's wavy

[THIRTY-SIX] Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?
- i don't think so

[THIRTY-SEVEN] Do you have a best friend?
- i believe dannyg is my best friend

[THIRTY-EIGHT] Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 3 days?
- yes

[THIRTY-NINE] Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
- yes

[FORTY] Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
- yes

[FORTY-ONE] Are you happy with life right now?
- just not with school

[FORTY-TWO] Are you currently jealous?
- no

[FORTY-THREE] What jewelry are you currently wearing?
- earrings

[FORTY-FOUR] What are you doing Friday night?
- watching iron man two with the muffin. or dinner for mother's day

[FORTY-FIVE] Have you ever had your heart broken?
- yes

[FORTY-SIX] Have you ever broken someone's heart?
- yes

[FORTY-SEVEN] Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
- myself

[FORTY-EIGHT] What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
- check up?

[FORTY-NINE] How late did you stay up last night and why?
- i don't remember

[FIFTY]Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
- no



Do you have any pets? no

What color shirt are you wearing? black

Name three things that are physically close to you: cell, body cream, keys

What is the last book you read? my eco notes

Are you or were you a good student? no

What's your favorite sport? handball and volleyball

Do you enjoy sleeping late? yes

What's the weather like right now? okay? lol

Who tells the best jokes? stupid girls

What was the last thing you dreamed about? i don't know

Do you drive? no

Do you believe in karma? sometimes

Do you believe in luck? sometimes

Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? scrambled

Do you collect anything? nope

Are you proud of yourself? sometimes

Are you reliable? no

Have you ever given money to a bum? no

What's your favorite food? 4c's

Have you ever had a secret admirer? no

Do you like the smell of gasoline? no

Do you like to draw? yes

What's your favorite invention? music

Is your room messy? not really

What do you like better: oranges or apples? oranges

Do you give in easily? sometimes

Are you a good guesser? no

Can you read other people's expressions? no

Are you a bully? sometimes

Do you have a job? yes

What time did you wake up this morning? 8 30

What did you eat for breakfast this morning? french toast

When was the last time you showered? after i got back home from work

What do you plan on doing tomorrow? class, lunch with muffin, gym, chill at home, then either movies with muffin or dinner for mother's day

What's your favorite day of the week and why? as of right now, sunday. cause i have no class and it's me day

Do you have any nicknames? nope

Have you ever been scuba diving? i wish

What's your least favorite color? pink

Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? perhaps

Would you ever go skydiving? yes

What toothpaste do you use? cresst

Do you enjoy challenges? yes

What's the worst injury you have had? andy

What's the last movie you saw? kick ass. amazingggggggggggggggg

What do you want to know about the future? if i'm happy or not and will i ever regret anything

What does your last text message say? muffin tellming me fugly is at his house lol

Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? crew leader

What's your favorite school subject? art

What's your least favorite school subject? eco

What is your dream vacation? island. sun. pretty trees. nuff said

What is your favorite animal? i don't know

Do you miss anyone right now? no

What's the last sporting event you watched? basketball

Do you need to do laundry? mamatsui does that for me ;x

Do you listen to the radio? when i'm getting ready to go out or in the car

Where were you when 9/11 happened? in class

What do you do when vending machines steal your money? kick it, shake it, bang it

Have you ever caught a butterfly? nope

What color are your bed sheets? red plaid

What's your ringtone? i don't know


Who was the last person to make you laugh? either kevie or danny

Do you have any obsessions right now? rocker boys and girls

Do you like things that glow in the dark? yes

What's your favorite fruity scent? melon

Do you watch cartoons? south park and boondocks? lol

Have you ever sat on a roof? nope

Have you ever been to a different country? china

Name three things in the world you dislike: females, clingy people, cocky niggas

Name three people in the world you dislike: females, and two exs